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 # Vexcord
-The porniest client mod.
+Once there was the ugliest Discord client mod. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
 
-Soft fork of [Vencord](https://vencord.dev/), the self-proclaimed "cutest Discord client mod".
-Mainly seeks to remove porno (despite the name) and tweak some small things.
+Patch set for [Vencord](https://vencord.dev/), the self-proclaimed "cutest Discord client mod".
+Mainly seeks to remove porno (despite the name, har har) and tweak some small things.